a Scotsman walks into an American mans house, where a party is taking place, the host of the party sees the scotsman wearing a kilt and, thinking it was a skirt, sues the scotsman for offending him in an obscure manner. In turn, The Scotsman sues him back for calling his clan kilt a skirt. Not knowing what a kilt was, the American sues him back for making up a story about how it is thier culture. Once again the Scotsman sues him back for calling his heritage a scam.
after suing each other, they were both angered at seeing that no money had been added to either of thier accounts, and in turn decided to try and sue the judge in charge of thier court case, they both lost, and the judge sued them both. here is the record of the money flow throughout this ordeal
American bank account$20,000 Scotsman bank account$10,000
American bank account*sued* $11,000 Scotsman bank account$19,000
American bank account$35,000 Scotsman bank account$4,000 *sued*
American bank account*sued* $15,000 Scotsman bank account$24,000
American bank account$20,000 Scotsman bank account$10,000 *sued*
American bank accoun*sued by judge* $0 Scotsman bank account $0 *sued by judge*
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