you have entered the one place in all of blogging history and possibly in the universe where anything is possible! (ok, not really, but at least i have your attention now right?) you have now entered the intergalacticsubdimentionalsuperfunspaceportal, on a serious note, we are dedicated to making this blog as random, various, fun and entertaining as possible, on a not so serious note, while reading this, it is possible to fall through a vortex into an alternate universe where tiny elves eat monkey ears and in-laws are nice people. On an even more serious note than both of the previous...no really, its happened, you might wanna look down just in case.

Friday, October 15, 2010

The adventures of spaceman jim! no 2

"quickly klark! weve got to eat our way through this frosting to free the ship!" "uh...jimbo, if we take our helmets off, we will suffocate" "right! lets get started!" but before they could do anything they were already nearly inside the giant cake-door. "its too late clark! weve got to prepare ourselves for a very dramatic space battle!" "jimbo! you said my name with a 'c' instead of a 'k'!" "jumping space-beetles! your right! and your head looks enormous! oh, nevermind...youve always looked like that" "jimbo, i think we are becoming delutional! the smell of cake must be overwhelming us, they want us to pass out!" "................." 'the last quotation was not filled because they both passed out' a few hours later, jim woke up in what appeared to be a very futuristic looking prison cell "what a nightmare! being stuck inside a giant peice of cake, held prisoner, and not even allowed to eat any of the cake! klark! hm.....hes still sleep in the corner over there,geez, wouldnt he be surprised if he woke up in a prison cell inside a giant peice of cake, im gonna have some stories to tell him when i get........oh wait....nevermind" just then klark woke up "jimbo! thank goodness were alive, weve got to get out of here! they probably plan to sell us on the blackhole market to the highest bidder! and theres lots of criminals that would love to see us.." "dance?" "no jimbo.." "make dinner for them?" "no..." "be...tickled with feathers?" "no!" "fruitcake?" "what???" "nothing...." "no jimbo, i think they plan to..." just then they heard a door open and people, or..aliens...or some manner of sci-fi ish things moving twards them.....join us next time to see what will happen with spaceman jim!