you have entered the one place in all of blogging history and possibly in the universe where anything is possible! (ok, not really, but at least i have your attention now right?) you have now entered the intergalacticsubdimentionalsuperfunspaceportal, on a serious note, we are dedicated to making this blog as random, various, fun and entertaining as possible, on a not so serious note, while reading this, it is possible to fall through a vortex into an alternate universe where tiny elves eat monkey ears and in-laws are nice people. On an even more serious note than both of the previous...no really, its happened, you might wanna look down just in case.

Friday, June 25, 2010

The adventures of spaceman Jim!

spaceman Jim and his loyal sidekick/butler/housekeeper/pretty much does everything for him/friend named klark set out on a journey from their home planet about a year ago to find adventure, fight injustice, and find the universes best cake! "jimbo!" said klark "there is a small floating building with a giant bug looking thing on top of their sign! shall we enter?" spaceman Jim looked at the building *gasp!* "there are no floating buildings with bug looking things on top of their signs allowed in this quadrant! klark! we must stop this injustice!" so spaceman jim and his faithful sidekick burst open the door of the strange building *bam!* "alright you space-mongrels, you've been caught, come out with your hands, paws and or tentacles up!" The door suddenly shut behind them "wait a minute, that door wasn't closed when we opened it...somethings not right here..." then klark suddenly spoke "jimbo! there are super-pulse-atom-charges all over this room, it must be a trap!" "wait a minute klark! there are super-pulse-atom-charges everywhere, its got to be a trap! they wont catch us with our bright green space pants down!" Then spaceman jim and klark shot back through the door with their high powered plasmajelly guns *squish!* "quickly klark! bring the ship around so that we can find the space mongrels light-year trail before it disintegrates!" "jimbo, we could have just beamed out of there instead of wasting plasmajelly." "yes i thought that was quite a heroic escape too klark, now lets move!" *shabooooooooooommmm!* "do you have thier trail klark?" "not yet jimbo, but were sure to find it soon, wait, whats that over there! i see a giant slice of cake!" "pull over klark! justice can wait, it is our lifelong mission to find the best cake in the universe!" *urrrrrrrcccchhh* "who could possibly create a slice of cake this big, why its 10 times the size of our ship! can you imagine how big the rest of the cake must be?!" suddenly, the slice of cake opened up and a beam of frosting came out to take a hold of thier ship. "thier pulling us in jimbo! what do we do?"

join us next time to see what will happen to spaceman Jim!

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